NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

Postby EviL Ras » 04 Jun 2008, 22:02

Pendulous wife, "Noreen", possessed bristol's finest smurfs, and often enjoyed getting rogered furiously up canal street, by enthusiastic young, strapping kittens. She, Rihanna, 27, sheltered John Merrick from impending doom, with only an umbrella. Subsequently small otters feet pattered irritatingly loudly.

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

Postby BinnsY » 04 Jun 2008, 22:14

Pendulous wife, "Noreen", possessed bristol's finest smurfs, and often enjoyed getting rogered furiously up canal street, by enthusiastic young, strapping kittens. She, Rihanna, 27, sheltered John Merrick from impending doom, with only an umbrella. Subsequently small otters feet pattered irritatingly loudly.

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

Postby EviL Ras » 04 Jun 2008, 22:32

****This is a recap!****



It was a crap idea to begin organised mafia fightclub when Uzbekistan had cake and was posturing for photos of fish in compromising clothing performing gratuitous acts of baking rock cakes for tossing at their Turkmenistanien brethren. "The smell of napalm smelt nostalgic!"..said Reginald, as he nonchalantly announced that he would be joining the ranks of purple nurples. Charlie however hated his surfboard, biatch. Due sounds similar to "dew" when treacle suddenly spurted forth from Bryn's massive manboobs engulfing Swindon. "OH", shouted Rascle as this was his most unusual method of boning poultry. Scrotum kickers anonymous karate-kicked hamsters in to space stations orbiting a nearby heffalump which itself, orbited an enormous flange simian. Meanwhile "Binnsy" seemed like a very erotic nymphomaniac when Evil Ras approached a peak in his sexual benchmarking as Combat Marmot offered a throbbing Sophie Ellis Bextor to his pustule riddled bosom.

Occasionally people stumble upon weird turds when the worlds scariest woman appeared to be eating from a cadaver that incidently Dr Gunther von Hagens happened to come across. These entrenched idiosyncratic nymphomaniacs suddenly exploded in the passion of christ, somewhat confused primarily due to the compelling fact that rubber catsuits seemed overly aluring, almost like hermaphrodites e.g. Rascle's pert feminine bosoms effluence thick with fur. Moving swiftly onwards, it appeared that the end wasn't actually going to come.

Glans Penis 'Copter approached tentatively towards enlightenment, when suddenly Chuck Norris appeared outside the window baring a large raccoon that, can only gorillas touch, incidentally smelling of sperm-icidal gel. So, upon his heavy shoulders, he took a massive step up from the penalty spot, with rooney spanking chelsea but still standing on sunshine.

Pendulous wife, "Noreen", possessed bristol's finest smurfs, and often enjoyed getting rogered furiously up canal street, by enthusiastic young, strapping kittens. She, Rihanna, 27, sheltered John Merrick from impending doom, with only an umbrella. Subsequently small otters feet pattered irritatingly loudly.

Gary Kasparov has previously eaten only the remote-controlled smurfs which roamed aggressively across a desert plateau
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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

Postby shocker » 06 Jun 2008, 13:51

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

Postby BinnsY » 06 Jun 2008, 17:17

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

Postby Keltik » 06 Jun 2008, 20:09

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

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Re: NEW 'One Word At A Time' (#2)

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